Okay, I might have my hands full with Mr. Sawyer McDonald...
I'll start by telling you about one night in Target, I was holding Sawyer standing by the end cap of the liquor aisle (not IN the liquor aisle, mind you), and I was waiting for Brian and Addie Grace to catch up with us. Well, I guess I was standing a little too close to the display (my back was to it) and Sawyer grabbed a bottle and it EXPLODED in the floor! Liquor and glass went EVERYWHERE!! Sheepishly, I just said, "oops, did we do that??" apologized repeatedly to the Target clerk and hightailed it out of there.
Or how I have to fish Littlest Petshop toys, carpet fuzz, no-telling-how-old-pieces-of-nasty-anythings that resemble something that just maybe was once meant for eating that he finds in his carseat, under the couch...I don't know where else on an hourly...minutely (is that a word?) basis. (I never really had that problem with Addie Grace).
And another adventure was at Aunt Carol's house. He was holding a bottle of finger nail polish, and from another room I hear, "oh no!" When I get to the living room, I see dark fingernail polish all over him and more importantly all over Aunt Carol's light beige carpet (I was a little too horrified to get a snapshot of that).
I could go on and on about my rotten little, eh, I mean precious little boy. I guess it's all pretty par for the course for an all-boy little boy, so I'm okay with all that, BUT NOW THIS????
We were sitting in the living room just hanging out.

I start doing other things, only glancing at Sawyer every few minutes to make sure all's well; he pretends to be angelic for my quick glances...

Walk out of the room, come back and he's ripped open his shirt to show his chest hair and he's hiding behind his toy basket SMOKING!!
WHAT'S A MOTHER TO DO?!?!?(These pictures are not posed at all...seriously. Okay, maybe he didn't really tear open his shirt...it was open in the other pictures too, you just couldn't see it. I'm not even sure why I took the first two pictures in the first place, but that really was exactly how he was sitting when I came back into the room!! What in the world?? Crazy baby!!!)